Everything That I Ever Really Needed to Know, I Learned From DeVia Dirkdancer

1. When in doubt, dance. If still in doubt, lap dance.
   
   
2. Learn by example. Experience has a higher mortality rate.
   
   
3. There is no such thing as bad publicity.
   
   
4. If at first you don't succeed... someone must die.
   
   
5. The bigger they are, the larger the target.
   
   
6. "Area of effect" is a poor place to stand.
   
   
7. Evil has degrees unless it is focused on you.
   
   
8. Fantasy is only a genre. You don't get to touch.
   
   
9. A good man is hard to find, and vice versa.
   
   
10. Never agree to inspect a paladin's "rod of lordly might." Too often he will wish to make it into a "staff of striking."

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